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alc0h0l:

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alyssaemilie:

this actually happens to me sometimes accidentally, and it’s terrifying.
  • Police: where do you live?
  • Me: with my parents
  • Police: where do your parents live?
  • Me: with me
  • Police: where do you all live?
  • Me: together
  • Police: where is your house?
  • Me: next to my neighbors house
  • Police: where do your neighbors live?
  • Me: if i tell you, you wont believe me
  • Police: tell me
  • Me: next to my house
exgirlfriend-photos:

Like the bikini

She got me all worked up, then changed the subject… WHAT. THE. FUCK.

overanalisationinthoughts:

I do find that so.